First!

[Owen Kinton]

First posting!

[Rex Bannon]

Go cut yourself, Kinton.

[Nissa Kasen]

That's not very nice to say.

[Rex Bannon]

That's not very nice to say.

I'm not a very nice person.

[Drew Hopkins]

You're all very lucky that you were the best staff I could find. Very lucky. I took out ads in the back of dodgy magazines and still couldn't find anyone better. Got some interesting calls though. And plans for three Saturdays.

[Nissa Kasen]

I won't lie... I did kill everyone else who tried to apply for the job. Sorry, you are stuck with us. I like knives.

[CorrinAnders]

I won't lie... I did kill everyone else who tried to apply for the job. Sorry, you are stuck with us. I like knives.

Correction, she likes to stab people WITH knives.

[Bertrand Wilson]

I just find it funny that none of our players want to talk to us.

[Drew Hopkins]

Funny, but not surprising.

[Nissa Kasen]

You all probably scared them off. Talking about knives and stabbing people.

Good job!

[Kimi Galen]

Oh, we're not scared... sometimes it is just best to watch you squabble and hope you will eliminate each other first...

[Drew Hopkins]

She makes a good point. We should turn on the players.

[Nissa Kasen]

I agree! Guides versus the players. I wonder who would win...

[Drew Hopkins]

I would. Not the guides, just me. I'd play one side against the other, pretend to support both, and wait until everyone is tired from intense fighting. That's when I'd release the nerve gas.

As an aside, I might be looking for a henchman. One with access to nerve gas, if possible.

[Rex Bannon]

I would. Not the guides, just me. I'd play one side against the other, pretend to support both, and wait until everyone is tired from intense fighting. That's when I'd release the nerve gas.

As an aside, I might be looking for a henchman. One with access to nerve gas, if possible.

You know me well enough to know I'd stand behind a big rock and watch the massacre, then go club the winner in the back of the head with a stick. I will always prevail. Always. For, I am Rex, conqueror of Kings and foreign lands.